WOOF w/ B.I.G.S.H.R.I.M.P., Knox Fortune, Keith Charles, whataredogs

Get ready to recalibrate your cool meter because this Saturday night, the sonic pulse of the universe is converging at the legendary underground venue for a lineup that's an aural acid trip. WOOF is leading the charge, and if you've been asleep on their nu-gaze reverberations, this is your wake-up call. They're sharing the stage with B.I.G.S.H.R.I.M.P., whose genre-defying beats are like an audio Dada painting. Knox Fortune's bringing those hazy, hook-heavy vibes that make you feel like you're floating through a Wes Anderson montage. Add to the mix Keith Charles, a maestro of misfit melodies that speak directly to your existential dread, and whataredogs, a band so underground they might just tunnel their way into your subconscious. Consider canceling your plans to eat overpriced ramen in Bushwick, because this lineup is a once-in-a-blue-moon sonic pilgrimage. Be there, or be the envious soul left reading about it on your friend's verified Substack.