Totally Tubular Festival

Hold onto your vintage band tees and grab your most ironic tote—Totally Tubular Festival is crashing into town like a 3 a.m. subway ride through the heart of the underground. Imagine an alternate universe where the ghosts of CBGB and Studio 54 throw a party and you're the guest of honor. This sonic odyssey is headlined by the latest darlings of the indie scene, with names you'll be dropping for cred before your friends have even heard their first demo on Bandcamp. Expect synth anthems that shimmer like a mirrorball in a basement club and gritty guitar riffs that hit harder than your third cold brew of the day. Whether you're vibing in the mosh or swaying under the neon, this is the festival that’ll make your Instagram story look less like a highlight reel and more like a cultural manifesto. Miss it and risk living vicariously through your cooler friends' stories for the rest of the season.