Dillinger Four, the Slow Death, Constant Insult, Lost Legion

Prepare to have your heartstrings shredded and your eardrums lovingly assaulted—because this Saturday night, the triple threat of Dillinger Four, the Slow Death, and Constant Insult are commandeering the divey sanctum of your favorite underground haunt. If punk's second wind had a soundtrack, this would be it.

Dillinger Four, legends who've been slinging anthems since you were swapping My Chemical Romance lyrics in your AIM away message, promise a set that'll make you believe in the power of three-chord poetry once again. The Slow Death will hold your hand through a nostalgia-laden trip, equal parts raw catharsis and melodic grit. Meanwhile, Constant Insult will slap a smirk on your face with their razor-sharp wit and riffs that crackle like electricity in a storm.

And don't sleep on opener Lost Legion, who might just be the best band you've never heard of until you find yourself humming their hooks in the shower next week. It's one of those nights destined to become the stuff of local legend, the kind where the stories outlive the hangover and you'll be texting your friends "I told you so" when they inevitably blow up. Trust, this is the FOMO-fuel your blackout diary dreams are made of.