Gelatinous Cube and the Ambiguous Wrecks, Phet Mak, the Ugly Lovers, L

Clear your Saturday night calendar for a lineup that's like a rare vinyl pressing of serotonin—Gelatinous Cube and the Ambiguous Wrecks are headlining, and they're bringing enough sonic ooze to drown your existential dread in a sea of synths and guitar fuzz. Phet Mak's genre-defying soundscapes will massage your cerebellum into a state of euphoric confusion, while the Ugly Lovers are ready to serenade your inner misfit with their grunge-laced anthems of angst and allure. And just when you think you can't handle any more auditory nirvana, L steps in, crafting beats so intricate they might just be the secret to temporal travel. This is the night you'll brag about to your future grandkids—if only to prove you were cool before they were. Don't sleep on this one; the inevitable TikTok clips won't capture the visceral magic of being there.