Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre

Clear your calendars and dust off your most ironic band tee, because this Friday night promises to be a sonic revelation at the local dive that's cooler than your friend's rooftop garden party. United Forces is bringing their genre-melting fusion of post-punk and neo-psychedelia to the stage, promising a set that’ll make you question if you’ve stumbled into a time-warped CBGB. Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre, with their riotous blend of thrash and deep-fried Americana, are sure to shred any preconceived notions you had about banjos and breakdowns. And don't sleep on Insult To Injury, the trio whose frenetic math-rock rhythms and visceral lyrics are as cathartic as they are catchy, perfect for that post-breakup existential crisis. Whether you're curled up in the corner with a PBR or thrashing in the pit, this lineup is the antidote to your indie ennui. Trust us, these bands are the reason you'll be humblebragging about your tinnitus next week.